Need for Viagra

"If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong woman."
Donald Trump
One Man Hair Brand

Changing The World

"I'm not saying that i'm gonna change the world, but I'm sure gonna spark the brain that does."
2Pac
Rap Artist

Rich Poor Painful Life

"Life is painful. It's the one experience that unites rich and poor."
Truman Capote
Writer

Fucking With You.

"If someone wants to fuck with you, they'll fuck with you whether you have a contract or not. So trust everyone implicitly, and if they fuck you over go and get them."
Robbie Dillon
Montreal loan shark ex-con

Good Man Nagging Woman

"Behind every good man is a nagging woman."
Anonymous

Life's Lemons

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade."
Anonymous

New York

New York. New York is the capital city of New York State. Yes weird, I know. Lazy. They say “They named it twice,” I say they ran out of good ideas.
Ricky Gervais

Two First Names

"Never trust anyone with two first names."
Leona Helmsley
Billionaire Hotel Queen