Vice - Smart & Stupid

"We learnt that VICE Magazine had to be a well-balanced combination of smart and stupid content - stupid done in a smart way and smart done in a stupid way."
Suroosh Alvi
Co-founder, VICE Magazine

To be in control.

"If control's control is absolute, why does control need to be controlled?"
Steve Chandra
Asian Dub Foundation

Crime Pays Beautiful

"Those who say crime doesn't pay obviously haven't seen my boat. If you do it right, it pays beautiful."
T. Junior, South London Mobster

Getting Dirty With Pigs

"If you get into the pig's sty with the rest of the pigs, there's only one thing that can happen. You get dirty and the pigs are happy."
Annonymous

Need for Viagra

"If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong woman."
Donald Trump
One Man Hair Brand

Changing The World

"I'm not saying that i'm gonna change the world, but I'm sure gonna spark the brain that does."
2Pac
Rap Artist

Rich Poor Painful Life

"Life is painful. It's the one experience that unites rich and poor."
Truman Capote
Writer

Fucking With You.

"If someone wants to fuck with you, they'll fuck with you whether you have a contract or not. So trust everyone implicitly, and if they fuck you over go and get them."
Robbie Dillon
Montreal loan shark ex-con

Good Man Nagging Woman

"Behind every good man is a nagging woman."
Anonymous

Life's Lemons

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade."
Anonymous

New York

New York. New York is the capital city of New York State. Yes weird, I know. Lazy. They say “They named it twice,” I say they ran out of good ideas.
Ricky Gervais

Two First Names

"Never trust anyone with two first names."
Leona Helmsley
Billionaire Hotel Queen

Sampling

"The music out there is only as good as my last record."
James Brown
The Godfather of Soul

Global Warming & Toilet Paper

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper be used in any one sitting."
Sheryl Crow
On combating Global Warming

The only question

"Whatever can be done will be done. The only question is, will it be done by you or to you?"
Thomas L Friedman
Economist and Futurist